Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Car Raid

It is amazing what you can discover about a person from questions based on an observation exploration of their vehicle. In the case of Mr. White and his tan 1982 land cruiser, there was a lot to be discovered, as was learned at a press conference on March 3rd. All questions asked of Mr. White were based off of observations of his vehicle. The first of these observations had to do with the fact that White’s vehicle was parked in front of a ‘no parking’ sign. When asked about this White responded by saying that since he was the principle of the school it is his right to decide where people can and can’t park. He also concluded that he would have to take the sign down. The uncleanliness and distinct scent of the vehicle was of much interest at the conference. White explained he never really cleans his car, and the stench most likely comes from the various dogs he has in the vehicle at times. When asked about his dogs Mr. White had quite a lot to say. He told us that he had owned to favored Blue Heelers whom died of cancer a while back. The last array of questions came concerning the outside condition of White’s vehicle, which was battered. He blamed this condition on one of the only two tickets he has ever received. He got this ticket from running a red light which resulted in him hitting another vehicle, which thankfully only caused minor damage. Mr. White recalled that he did have to pay for some repairs to keep his vehicle running but getting the dents taken out would have been way too expensive. Much can be concluded about White’s character and history from a simple press conference about his vehicle.

1 comment:

  1. Moral of the story: we should all be very careful while driving anywhere Mr. White would be, especially when he could be at a red light.

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